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Christmas Calories Don’t Count -- Hoodie

Christmas Calories Don’t Count -- Hoodie

$39.00 USD
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Who’s counting anyway? This retro holiday hoodie brings a playful twist to the season with bold 1950s-inspired artwork of a smiling waitress serving pie and cocoa, paired with the cheeky phrase “Christmas Calories Don’t Count.” It’s vintage diner charm mixed with holiday humor—perfect for cozy winter nights or festive family gatherings.

Printed on a black Gildan G184 hoodie, this heavyweight fleece pullover is soft, warm, and durable—ready for holiday feasts, cookie swaps, or just lounging guilt-free.

✅ Retro 1950s-inspired Christmas design
✅ Premium DTF print with vibrant colors
✅ Classic hoodie fit with a front pocket and drawstring hood
✅ Designed locally in Conway, SC, printed on demand for everyone

Stay warm, stay festive, and remember—December’s calories are a free pass.

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✅ Secure Checkout │ 🌴 100% Cotton Tees │ 🚚 Free US Shipping $85+ │ ⭐ 4.9/5 (312 locals)

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️“Great quality and design.”
The print looks awesome and the shirt feels super comfortable. Exactly what I was hoping for — definitely ordering more soon! -- Jake, Myrtle Beach

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️“Fast shipping and perfect fit.”
My order arrived quicker than expected, and the design looks just like it does online. The fit is spot-on too. -- Sarah, Springfield, Ohio

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️“Love representing the 843!”
Really happy with my purchase — great local brand, cool designs, and soft tees that hold up after washing. -- Jennifer, Conway, SC