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Christmas Calories Don’t Count -- Tee

Christmas Calories Don’t Count -- Tee

$20.00 USD
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Go ahead—have that extra slice of pie. This retro-inspired holiday tee serves up vintage diner vibes with a wink and a smile. Featuring bold 1950s-style artwork of a cheerful waitress holding a fresh pie and hot cocoa, paired with the classic phrase “Christmas Calories Don’t Count”, it’s the perfect mix of humor and nostalgia.

Printed on a black Gildan G500 tee, this shirt combines a soft cotton feel with durable construction—made for holiday dinners, cookie swaps, or just kicking back by the tree guilt-free.

✅ Retro 1950s-inspired holiday design
✅ Premium DTF print for bright, lasting color
✅ Classic unisex fit, 100% cotton
✅ Designed locally in Conway, SC, printed on demand for everyone

Bring the laughs to the holiday table—because everyone knows the rules don’t apply at Christmas.

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✅ Secure Checkout │ 🌴 100% Cotton Tees │ 🚚 Free US Shipping $85+ │ ⭐ 4.9/5 (312 locals)

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️“Great quality and design.”
The print looks awesome and the shirt feels super comfortable. Exactly what I was hoping for — definitely ordering more soon! -- Jake, Myrtle Beach

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️“Fast shipping and perfect fit.”
My order arrived quicker than expected, and the design looks just like it does online. The fit is spot-on too. -- Sarah, Springfield, Ohio

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️“Love representing the 843!”
Really happy with my purchase — great local brand, cool designs, and soft tees that hold up after washing. -- Jennifer, Conway, SC